What I Really Want for Mothers Day

1. I want my kids to clean their rooms. Clean them really good. Because, I don't want to.

2. I want my kids to not fight. Because, it makes feel like I'm on a crazy train when they do.

3. I want someone to weed and hoe my front yard. Because, I want to plant colorful things all over.

4. I want someone to weed and clean my backyard. Because, I want to lay on a recliner under a tree drinking sweet tea. Yeah, I'm that neighbor.

5. I want picture frames. Because, I want to display pictures of my kids awkward phases, so one day when they come to visit, we can laugh til I pee my pants. Trust me, it won't take much.

Is that too much to ask?

-The Notorious M.O.M.